La choza de McNiac

• Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
• Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
• Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.
• MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
• Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
• Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about Rock-n-Roll.

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